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I'll Tell You, Irreverently* How To Care For Your Oscar Fish

*Information with a touch of humor

Oscar fish in an aquarium

Who wants to read another boring fish article when you can read an irreverent article? Trust me, this is way better. Tap to view.

I'll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Fishbowl

*Information with a touch of humor

Featuring Bob - Bob never learns how to care for his fishbowl. Bad things happen.

Don't be Bob.

Who wants to read another boring fish article when you can read an irreverent article? Trust me, this is way better. Tap to view. FYI, if you're easily offended, don't click here. Actually, if you're easily offended you're probably on the wrong website. You need to go here instead: Wikipedia, puppies.

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Angelfish

angels mouth to mouth

This extensive article covers all aspects of Angelfish. Includes information about what to feed angelfish so they grow huge. 

Why look up angelfish on Wikipedia when this article is way better!

 

I'll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Guppies - 21 Pictures, A Bonus Article, & A Guppy Care Print Out

*Information with a touch of humor

Guppies!

Who wants to read another boring fish article when you can read an irreverent article. Trust me, this is way better. Tap to view.

I'll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Frontosa Fish

*Information with a touch of humor

Frontosa

Who wants to read another boring fish article when you can read an irreverent article? Trust me, this is way better. Tap to view. FYI, if you're easily offended, don't click here. Actually, if you're easily offended you're probably on the wrong website. You need to go here instead: Wikipedia, puppies.

Bristlenose Plecostomus

albino bristlenose pleco

A face only a mother could love.

On-site link. Tap to visit.

Chinese Algae Eater

chinese algae eater

Chinese Algae Eaters: 10 truths and 20 lies. Which are which? Tap this box to find out.

On-site article link.

Freshwater Shrimp

Super red cardinal shrimp

What Type Of Freshwater Shrimp Can I Keep In My Nano (Tiny) Aquarium? w/ 15 images.

Tiger Barbs

On-site article. Tap to movie visit page.

How To Breed Your Own Strain Of Guppies

Red tail guppy

You could call them “Bubba’s Redneck Guppies.”

Expensive, Exciting, Weird, Or Scary Fish For Your Aquarium

stingray

(Carefully!) Tap stingray to view on-site article link. Opens in a new tab.

Green Neon Tetra Fish

green neon tetra fish

That's odd...they don't look green. Maybe they are neon tetra's trying to be incognito.

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