Planted Aquarium Expert

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Aquarium Care Information

I'll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Fishbowl

*Information with a touch of humor

Featuring Bob - Bob never learns how to care for his fishbowl. Bad things happen.

Don't be Bob.

Who wants to read another boring fish article when you can read an irreverent article? Trust me, this is way better. Tap to view. FYI, if you're easily offended, don't click here. Actually, if you're easily offended you're probably on the wrong website. You need to go here instead: Wikipedia, puppies.

How to get rid of hair algae

6 ways to get rid of algae (semi) permanently

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Blushing angelfish - freshwater

How to clean your fish tank in 5 easy steps

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freshwater angelfish slight Koi colors

Nature-Based Planted Aquariums – Beautiful & Enchanting

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What Size Fish Tank Should You Get?

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How to use your smart phone to take remarkable pictures (and videos!) of your aquarium.

Snails eating bloodworms in my aquarium

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How Do You Aquascape Your Tiny (Nano) Aquarium?

Tiny plants? Tiny pieces of wood? Tiny fish? Tiny amounts of water?

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