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Tropical Fish

6 (choose one the following)Exotic, Unusual, Mesmerizing, Beautiful, Scary, and Often Expensive Freshwater Aquarium Fish

Red colored flowerhorn cichlid

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I'll Tell You, Irreverently* How To Care For Your Oscar Fish

*Information with a touch of humor

Oscar fish in an aquarium

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Freshwater Shrimp

Super red cardinal shrimp

What Type Of Freshwater Shrimp Can I Keep In My Nano (Tiny) Aquarium?

I’ll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Frontosa Fish

*Information with a touch of humor

Frontosa

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Angelfish Care

Koi Angelfish

– Growing, Feeding, and Breeding Healthy Angelfish (With 16 Pictures & 3 videos)
The go-to beginners fish – On-site article link

I'll Tell You, Irreverently*, How To Care For Your Guppies - 21 Pictures, A Bonus Article, & A Guppy Care Print Out

*Information with a touch of humor

Guppies!

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Panda Corydora Catfish – Ridiculously Cute

panda cory

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Goldfish Care

Bubble Eye Goldfish

Growing, Feeding, and Breeding, Huge Healthy Goldfish

Chinese Algae Eaters:

10 truths and 20 lies. Which are which?

chinese algae eater

They are unattractive and aggresive. If I was keeping a fish for ten years I want it to be colorful and interesting.

Don’t buy a Chinese Algae Eater. More than likely you and the fish will regret it.

Green Neon Tetra Fish

green neon tetra fish

That's odd...they don't look green. Maybe they are neon tetra's trying to be incognito.

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Expensive, Exciting, Weird, Or Scary Fish For Your Aquarium

stingray

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Black Ghost Knifefish

Apteronotus albifrons

Care and feeding of this ghostly fish.

Tiger Plecostomus

Tiger Pleco

You’ve searched all over for a halloween colored fish. Well here you go!

Farlowella Catfish

farlowella catfish

An Exotic Plecostomus: 7 Crucial Facts

Spotted Headstander

spotted head stander fish

Well...They’re spotted and kinda swim vertically. Online article link.

Bicuda Fish – The rottweiler of aquarium fish

Looking for guppy’s? This isn’t that link.

 

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Heckel Discus – Symphysodon discus

Heckel Discus2

A wild species. Not a hybrid.  Online article link.

South America’s Threadfin Acara

threadfin-Acara

Eye popping silver and gold scales make this cool and unusual fish

Darter Goby with “Bed Head”

darter goby

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Blue Discus

Blue Discus – Symphysodon aequifasciatus

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Zebra Danio Care

colorful zebra danio on a white background

(Fishy disclaimer: Not actually related to Zebras)

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How To Breed Your Own Strain Of Guppies

Red tail guppy

You could call them “Bubba’s Redneck Guppies.”

Bristlenose Plecos

albino bristlenose pleco

A face only a mother could love.

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 Tiger Barb Care – Everything You Need To Know w/ 7 Amazing Pics & 3 Videos

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Caring For Your Freshwater African Butterflyfish, 8 FAQ's

african butterflyfish

Butterflyfish are natural surface feeders. Because of this, they are always looking up. (You could say they are overly optimistic.)

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